今天，我像往常一样

在群里跟基友们侃大山

结果

一不小心被一孙子

给套路了

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（双手奉上）

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The day that you see me old and I am already not， have patience adhasdaksdhakdoiqwdqhdaihsdaoidaoisdhasdjaksdhaldjoadaisdand try to understand me … If I get dirty when eating… if I cannot dress… have patience. Remember the hours I spent teaching it to you. If， when I speak to you，I repeat the same things thousand and one times… Do not interrupt me… listen to me When you were small， I had to read to you thousand and one times the same story until you get to sleep… When I do not want to have a shower，neither shame me nor scold me…

Remember when I had to chase you with thousand excuses I invented， in order tha

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不光可以套路基友

还可以调戏自己对象

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别说是基友

用了这套路

女朋友都得管我叫爸爸

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