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情侣、夫妻甚至密友之间，都需要一些小细节来为来拉近距离，哪怕一些简短的只言片语，也能带来一些小小的喜悦的波动。

用英语形容土味情话叫：pick up lines，算是当下最流行的感情调味剂之一了吧！向对方抛出一个问题，然后来个措手不及的表白是最戳心的！虽然听上去又冷又土但是非常甜！

今儿个来和大家分享一波土味情话大合辑，和你的爱人、家人、密友肉麻一波！

抛梗情话

向这种抛梗的问题，一定要让对方顺着你的方向接话，如果没有，也要“强行拧过来”，这样才出效果呀！嘿嘿！

A：Do u know what I’m lack of？

B：What？

A：I’m lack of u.

A：Do you have a lighter？

B：No

A：Then how did u set my heart on fire？

A：Are u a time traveler？

B：No. Why？

A：Cuz I can see u in my future.

A：Are u getting fat recently？

B：Why？

A：Cuz you are weighting more and more in my heart.

A：Are you a magician？

B：No, Why？

A：Cuz whenever I look at you，everything else disappears.

A：You look like one of my relatives.

B：Who？

A：My father's son-in-law.

A：Can you smile for a little bit？

B：Why？

A：Cuz I want some sugar now.

A：Are you a phone charger？

B：Why？

A：Cuz I will die without you.

A：Are you McDonald's？

B：Why？

A：Cuz I’m loving it.

A：Do you smell something burning？

B：What is it？

A：It’s here，my heart is burning for you.

A：Your eyes are beautiful，But my eyes are more beautiful.

B：Why？

A：Cuz you are in my eyes.

A：You must be really tired！

B：Yeah？Why？

A：Cuz you are running through my dreams all night.

A：Are you a dictionary？

B：Why？

A：Cause you are adding meaning to my life.

A：Do you love water？

B：Yeah, Why？

A：That means you love 80% of me.

A：Feel my shirt. Do you know what it's made of？

B：What？

A：Boyfriend material.

A：Are you a camera？

B：No. Why？

A：Cuz i look at you and smile.

A：Something's wrong with my eyes！

B：What's wrong with it？

A：I can't take them off you！

谐音情话

A：What's your blood type？

B：O

A：Do you know what's my blood type？

B：What？

A：U are my type.

A：How many letters are there in the alphabet?

B：26

A：Oh really? I thought it was 21, I must've forgotten U, R, A, Q, T！

A：Look what's on the MENU？

B：What？

A：It's me n u

A：If YO and RS are side to side and U are inside, what does that make me?

B：YO U RS（这个超适合发短信哈哈！）

A：Guess what's the most beautiful letter in the world？

B：What？

A：It's U.

A：Would you rather eat a brick or a matter baby？

B：What's the “matter baby”？

A：Nothing baby. What's the matter with you？（这是“骗”别人叫你baby，够撩人哈哈）

以上就是为大家整理的当下流行的英文土味情话，平淡生活中，快用这些撩人又温馨的小情话和你的恋人、密友互动吧！

还有哪些你觉得经典的土味情话呢，快来和大家分享一下呗！

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