1. 不是不借，是我的钱都在我爸，我妈，我爷爷奶奶，我姥姥姥爷，我对象那里，就是不在我这里，不归我管啊!

It's not that I don't borrow it. It's all my money in my dad, my mom, my grandparents, my grandparents and my girlfriend, but it's not in my place and I don't manage it!

2. 不听不听，王八念经。

Don't listen, don't listen.tortoise to chant buddhist scripture.

3. 我的仙女币已经被我用完了。~~~~~

I've run out of my fairy money.

4. 钱不是问题，关键是没有钱。~~~~~

Money is not a problem, the key is no money.

5. 我现在过着馒头配老干妈的日子，借给你了，我的馒头就单身了。

I'm living a life of steamed bread with Laoganma. If I lend it to you, my steamed bread will be single.

6. 只要是朋友，谁没钱了尽管和我说，让我知道不是我一个人在穷。

As long as it is a friend, who has no money, just tell me, let me know that I am not alone in poverty.

7. 谈钱伤感情，不如谈恋爱，我超甜。~~~~~

Love is better than money. I'm super sweet.

8. 不要问我借钱，大家都同样的年纪，你没钱，我会有吗?

Don't ask me to borrow money. Everyone is the same age. If you don't have money, will I have it?

9. 都吃土了，借给你，我该喝泥了。~~~~~

Lending you the money will make us all eat the soil. It's time for me to drink mud.

10. 两块钱以下我做主，两块钱以上的得跟我对象商量，通常没得商量。

I make the decision below two yuan, and those with more than two yuan have to discuss with my girlfriend, usually without discussion.

11. 我的小金库一夜之间塌了。~~~~·

My little vault collapsed overnight.

12. 我是小朋友，我只有买棒棒糖的钱。~~~~

I'm a kid. I only have money for lollipops.