初次约会能有多尴尬？在吉米·法伦 （Jimmy Fallon） 的《今夜秀》上，他朗读了外国网友分享的糟糕约会经历，令人捧腹。

以下是网友们的分享：

First date at a nice restaurant, he picks up the butter knife and uses it as a backscratcher. Game over.

我的第一次约会是在一家高档餐厅，然后他拿起黄油刀开始挠背。没戏。

My date used a lint roller on my shirt and pants before he would let me in his car.

约会对象用粘毛滚筒滚了一遍我的衣服裤子，才让我上车。

While at a movie, my date casually pulled two roast beef sandwiches out of his cargo pants and offered me one.

看电影时，约会对象很随意地从工装裤里掏出两个烤牛肉三明治，还分给我一个。

My date picked a BBQ restaurant for dinner. He ordered a large bowl of sauce and ate it with a spoon … like soup. Just the sauce.

他挑了一家烧烤店，点了一大碗酱汁，然后用勺子像喝汤一样喝酱汁……光喝酱汁。

My date went to the bathroom so I texted my roommate who was having an argument with her ex. But I accidentally sent it to my date, so while in the bathroom he received a text from me that said "Are you ok? I love you."

我的约会对象去洗手间时，我给室友发短信，室友最近在和前任吵架，但是我把短信错发给了约会对象，所以他在洗手间里收到了我的短信 “你还好吗？我爱你。”

After looking at the menu, I said, "I think I'll have the lobster." He said, "Have whatever you want, it's your money."

看了菜单之后，我说：“我想吃龙虾。”他说：“随便，反正是你的钱。”

During dinner, he told me my eyes were the color of muddy pond water.

吃饭的时候，他说我的瞳色就像浑水一样。

You know it went bad when the date ends in a high-five.

约会搞砸的标志：结束时，我俩击掌相庆。

你在约会中有过怎样的尴尬瞬间？欢迎分享。

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