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段友们好,我是正典妹!
讲段子,我可比我哥猛多了!
欢迎来到我的段子栏目!
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正典妹讲段子
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去给小侄女开家长会,手机调的震动,期间一直有人打电话,我就偷偷拿出来准备回个短信。就在这时老师敲了下黑板,吓得我立马把手机扔给了同桌,同桌大叔一脸懵逼,唉……毕业多年还是改不了这毛病
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今天表弟问我:看到同龄人都结婚了,你连女朋友都没有,你心里什么感受?我反问他:你在考试的时候看到同考场都人都交卷了,你自己的却没有做完,你心里什么感受?他说:会有点心慌!我说:我也是!
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有一次我坐公交,一大妈上来站我旁边嘲讽,自言自语的,说什么现在的年轻人素质真差劲什么的。我听了一会儿实在受不了了,噌的一下就站起来了,然后一瘸一拐的,走到旁边站着,当时那个大妈都蒙了,愣是没坐那个坐,直到下车的时候,我一路小跑下车,仿佛听到了大妈在车上的怒吼声!
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闺蜜神秘兮兮地问我借姨妈巾,我说你的不是刚走吗?要那玩意干嘛?她冲我奸笑的说:“你不懂,刚跟男网友约好见面,如果合我胃口,等回来就还你;要是不合胃口,我就垫上,到时候好脱身。”这也行?套路真深,长见识了...
你个渣男
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帽子也挡不住你的秃
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连续伤害,最为致命
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不钻的话会不会有遗憾
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对面熟练的令人心疼
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他们收钱辩论,哭啥?
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死都要玩一会儿手机
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这辆车哪里买?
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苏醒你小子怎么净说大实话
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国家一级运动员预备
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这个班真的必须去吗?
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