Men after 40 in social networks be like:
40岁后在社交网络上的中年男人都是这个样子的:
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dutchrevolt: I’moffended.
有被冒犯到。
robertlangdon69: Sorry to break it you. They are cats. Not men. You mayneed glasses. Get your eyes checked.
很抱歉去打断你,但是它们是猫,不是人,你可能需要眼镜,好好检查你的眼睛吧。
amerigov:
When you wake up for work, and realize you're a cat and don'thave to work.
当你醒来要去上班,然后意识你是一只猫并且不需要去工作。
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hummingbird: I wanna be a cat in my next life.
我下辈子想成为一只猫。
mammal: Housecats already figured out life while human strugglingwith genders.
猫猫已经搞清楚生活了,然而人类还在为性别争个不停。
greenmarimo:
"My father always told me that it was better to learn tocontrol the ball barefoot to get the sensitivity in the foot and I promised himthat one day I would do it like no one other. But what really happened was thathe didn't have money to give me a pair of shoes. So when I won my first GoldenBall I didn't cry with joy, I cried because I didn't have my father with meanymore." — Ronaldinho
我父亲总是告诉我,最好学会赤脚控球以获得脚部的敏感性,我向他保证,有一天我会像其他人一样做到这一点。但事实是他没有钱给我一双鞋。 所以当我赢得我的第一个金球奖时,我没有高兴地哭,我哭了,因为我没有爸爸了。 — 罗纳尔迪尼奥
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trustme_dude: Seeing Ronaldinho play with a ball. It feels like theball is a part of his body. His control was just exceptional.
看小罗打球,感觉就像球是他身体的一部分,他的控制力非常出色。
⚽️orphndlnd: They all played football. Hedanced.
别人都在踢球,而他在舞蹈~
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