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Girls: I wore this yesterday and now I don't have anything to wear for the party.

女生：这件衣服我昨晚穿过了，我现在没有去参加聚会可以穿的衣服了。

Boys for 19 year:

男生（一件T恤）可以穿19年：

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It still fits too!

它依旧很合身！

I don't appreciate aging.

我不喜欢变老。

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Me: Why do I have a fever?

我：为什么我会发烧？

My immune system: So that the virus doesn't survive the high temperatures.

我的免疫系统：这样病毒就没办法在高温生存。

Me: Well I wouldn't survive the high temperatures either.

我：好吧我也没办法在高温中活下去。

My immune system: I missed the part where that's my problem.

我的免疫系统：我没注意到这是我的问题。

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"I don't care if you die. I just need the virus to lose".

我不关心你死不死，我只需要让病毒消失。

‍⚕ Fun fact: using fever reducers will keep you sick longer.

有趣的事实：使用退烧药会让你病得更久。

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Daisy the dog lost all seven of her puppies in a barn fire at the end of February , and wasn't the same afterwards , spending most of her days going to the remains of the barn to look for them . Her owner posted a desperate appeal on Facebook , asking if anyone had puppies she could foster . The next day , an owner of eight orphaned puppies contacted her , and Daisy took to caring for them straight away .

二月底，狗狗黛西在谷仓大火中失去了所有七只小狗，之后就变得不一样了，它大部分时间都在谷仓的废墟中寻找它们。它的主人在Facebook上发布了一条绝望的呼吁，询问是否有人的小狗狗可以寄养。第二天，八只孤儿小狗的主人联系了她，黛西立刻开始照顾它们。

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I'm not crying, you are!!

我没哭，你才哭了！！

That breaks my heart r.i.p to those poor babies

我的心都碎了，安息吧，可怜的孩子们。

· r.i.p "rest in peace"的缩写，表示 安息