1、你是不是会织毛衣，看你这么会编。
Do you know how to knit a sweater? I think you are very good at it.
2、给你点根蜡烛吧，看你如此能吹。
Light a candle for you. You can blow so well.
3、如果不考虑智商的话，其实你挺正常的。
If you don't think about your IQ, you are quite normal.
4、看你那副正经的样子，跟真能听懂人话似的。
Look at your serious manner, as if you can really understand people.
5、全国人民你最牛，骑着板凳上月球。
You are the best in the country, riding on the bench to the moon.
6、天下属你最能吹，喝酒用缸不用杯。
You belong to the most boastful person in the world. Drink with a vat, not a cup.
7、别跟我谈人生，你都不是人生的。
Don't talk to me about life. You are not human.
8、我胖你丑，所以我们还是好还朋友，我胖在胸上，好过你瘦在脑上。
I'm fat and you're ugly, so we're still good friends. I'm fatter on the chest than you're thin on the brain.
9、你瘦，你白痴（吃），还光荣了？
You thin, you idiot (eat), still glorious?
10、你的智商怎么跟南极的温度一样。
How can your IQ be the same as the temperature in Antarctica.
11、你别看你穿的很危险，但你长得很安全呀！
You dress sexy, but you look safe!
12、你家卖水管的吧，管这么多。
Your family sells water pipes. You take care of so many things.
13、你家是敦煌的吧，壁画那么多。
Is your home from Dunhuang? There are so many murals.
14、你家是不是卖吸管的吧，管那么多。
Do you sell straws in your family? Why so many things.
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