前20年我们吃饭，睡觉，玩乐，享受生活；接下来的40年为养家糊口疲于奔命；而最后的10年呢，每天蹲在门口，和过往的行人打着招呼…

In the first 20 years, we ate, slept, played and enjoyed life; For the next 40 years, I was tired of supporting my family; For the last 10 years, I squatted at the door every day and greeted passers-by

猪有猪的思想，人有人的思想，如果猪有了人的思想，那就不是猪了，那是八戒。

Pigs have pig thoughts and people have people's thoughts. If pigs have people's thoughts, they are not pigs. They are Bajie.

我一直身在江湖，但是江湖却没有哥的传说。

I have always been in the Jianghu, but there is no legend of my brother in the Jianghu.

风情万种的女人是打火机，不解风情的女人是灭火器。

Women of all kinds are lighters, and women who don't understand customs are fire extinguishers.

毁掉一首好歌最好的方法就是把它设为起床闹铃。

The best way to ruin a good song is to set it as a wake-up alarm.

甲：我要给丈母娘一个差评。乙。为什么呢？甲：发货太慢了。

A: I want to give my mother-in-law a bad comment. B. Why? A: the delivery is too slow.

你就是三等公民，听说过三等公民吗？等吃，等睡，等死。

You are a third-class citizen. Have you ever heard of a third-class citizen? Wait to eat, wait to sleep, wait to die.

恋爱的恋，上半部分取自变态的变，下半部分取自变态的态。

The upper part of love is from abnormal changes, and the lower part is from abnormal states.

真的非常感谢曾经打击我的人，让我学会了打击别人。

I'm really grateful to the people who once hit me, so that I learned to hit others.

一直没有告诉你们我真正的身份，其实我是白雪公主。

I haven't told you my true identity. In fact, I'm snow white.

如果没有办法把我变瘦的话，就把我的朋友们变胖吧！

If there is no way to make me thin, make my friends fat!

我不会眼睁睁地看着你往火坑里跳，我会闭上眼睛的。

I won't watch you jump into the fire pit. I'll close my eyes.

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